Dogs are the most adaptable animals on the planet, believe me. A dog is always the best option for rescue missions because you can never trust a cat. Dogs are without a doubt some of the funniest (and cutest!) animals around. They are brilliant yet extremely clumsy. All things considered, dogs are one species that we would definitely love a nice pun on.
Hence, we've compiled a selection of the funniest dog pun jokes for you in this post. You can find a ton of creative puns, some endearingly bad jokes, and an odd assortment of word games by scrolling down.
Dog breed puns
If you’re looking for a pun for a specific breed of dog, the list below can help. See what your breed is and choose the most suitable one.
- I call bull-Shih Tzu.
- The Dalmatian was hiding because he didn’t want to be spotted.
- Yes, they Maltese-d his hair at the groomer’s.
- We have to throw out the mattress. We have bed-Pugs.
- My dog’s not fat. He’s just a little husky.
- You have the corg-key to my heart.
- Let’s have some Yorkshire terrier pudding.
- When a problem comes along, you must Whippet.
- Don’t forget your sham-poodle and canine-tioner.
- What dog does Dracula own? A blood-hound.
- His favorite ride is the Dog Flume.
- In this race, the Weiner takes it all.
- The newest Avenger: Labro-thor.
- You’re the bees Havanese.
- Dachshunds always nap in the shade because they don’t like being hot dogs.
- I’ll collie you later.
- Retriever? I hardly know her.
- My favorite vegetable is collie-flour!
- Belgian dogs love woof-les.
- He’s doing a thorough Lab report.
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Dog Jokes For Adults List
Consider our list of dog jokes for adults that are geared towards a more mature audience:
- What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
- Why did the dog join the online dating site? To meet other hot dogs.
- What do you call a dog with a Rolex? A watchdog.
- What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? “Ruff!”
- Why did the dog go to the vet? He was feeling ruff.
- How do you know if a dog is a good dancer? They have a lot of bark and a lot of bite.
- What do you call a dog with a bad cold? A snotty poodle.
- Why do dogs prefer cold weather? Because they can stick their tongues to anything metal without getting stuck.
- What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog!
- What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator? A Poodle-ulator!
- What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a dog? Shoes!
- What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie? A dog that bites your leg off and then goes for help.
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